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I found a tilde and it doesn't have a collar. How can I reunite it with its owner?

Posted - March 21, 2020

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  • 7404
    You‘ve been away too long. You forgot NEVER give Randy any personal attention, his ego is big enough. 
      March 21, 2020 6:32 PM MDT
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  • He's the male Chelsea Lee. :P
      March 21, 2020 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Not even. lol
      March 21, 2020 6:36 PM MDT
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  • uh, YAH!
      March 21, 2020 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Lol :) 
      March 21, 2020 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    I may have unintentionally fed him after midnight too...


      March 21, 2020 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Way to go. -_- 
      March 21, 2020 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 7939
      March 21, 2020 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      What makes you think this has anything to do with me?  I don’t even know how or why my name comes up every time a tilde is involved. You know I left that life behind me, you know I’m on the straight and narrow now.  Are you wearing a wire? Are you working for the cops again?  Grrrrrrrrr. 



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      March 21, 2020 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Lol you let me down :/ I was totally expecting “jealous, reported” from you here, slacker. ;p 
      March 21, 2020 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      That’s too easy. And quit trying to predict me. That’s the reportable part. Grrrrrrrr. 
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      March 21, 2020 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I knew you were going to say that.
      March 21, 2020 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Stop trying to predict me! Grrrrrrrr.

      March 21, 2020 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    Stop trying to predict me! Grrrrrrrr.


      March 21, 2020 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Hey, wait.  This sounds familiar somehow.  

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      March 21, 2020 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Hey, wait.  This sounds familiar somehow.  

     
      March 21, 2020 7:21 PM MDT
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  • "I’m on the straight and narrow "

    So you're saying you're a dash now? :P
      March 21, 2020 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Blasphemy!
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      March 21, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 53485


     
     
      Did you say tilde? Er, um, listen, I could, uh, well what I mean to say is that er, ah, why don’t you let me hold onto the stray tilde for a while and I could, uh, let’s see, I could probably, no, I’m sure, I’m sure that I can ask around among the tilde community to see if anyone er, if they claim it, that’s all. You really don’t want to have something like that in your possession if you’re not a trained collector. I know a guy or two, and if they’re not available, there’s always Midnite Mildred over by the train tracks who knows just about everything that happens in this town.  So the best thing to do, if you want to, that is, the best thing to do is to give it to me for, um, for a few days of safekeeping. It’s best if you don’t mention this to anyone else, I mean, well just don’t say anything if you’re asked what you did with it. I don’t know who might ask, maybe the cops or the feds, who knows?  I mean, uh, well a tilde like that could be hot, and you remember that case back in Bremerton in ‘99 is still dogging my heels. If they look into this one and my name comes up, it’s just that I don’t need any pressure right now. You never even talked to me about it, better yet, I didn’t even stop by tonight. You haven’t seen me for s month. Look, could you let me see it?  I‘d only be doing you a favor, that‘s all, I know you don’t want to have something like that on your conscience too long, it’s just a favor for a friend, nothing more than that. I’d like to take a look at it if I could, just to see what quality it is. Wow, my hands are shaking like leaves, I wonder what has me so nervous?



    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at March 21, 2020 6:59 PM MDT
      March 21, 2020 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    Such a sacrifice to be willing to take the tilde.  I'll bet it will come running to you yelling daddy, daddy. Just a hunch. 
      March 21, 2020 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      (((((Shhhhhh!  You never know if the cops tap into this website for info!)))))

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at March 22, 2020 10:06 AM MDT
      March 21, 2020 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    That poor little tilde probably waited years for a chance to escape. If it could talk it would beg you not to send it back.
      March 21, 2020 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 53485
    Grrrrrr. Be quiet, you. You’re ruinin’ a good deal. This could set me up for the next few months if it’s what I think it is. So just pipe down and do what you do best: sit there and look pretty. Play your cards right and there may be a new dress or a fancy handbag in this for ya, see?  Button it up. 




    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at March 22, 2020 3:40 AM MDT
      March 21, 2020 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    Make him stand on a street corner with a sign that says:  Do you know who my owner is?
      March 21, 2020 7:45 PM MDT
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