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I found a glass of wine with no charm or tag on it. How can I find its owner?

Posted - March 21, 2020
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  • 7404

    I licked all the glasses of wine so, dibs, corona dibs. 

      March 21, 2020 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Cootie-spreader. 

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      March 21, 2020 7:25 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Don’t worry, I won’t be sharing any cooties with you, tilde hoarder. 
      March 21, 2020 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      But you already paid me my fee! You’re a client now, we have a contract!  I take my job very seriously. Now get those panties off. 



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      March 21, 2020 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I’d like a refund. 
      March 21, 2020 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      I’ll give it to you in liquid form, bodily fluid. 


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      March 21, 2020 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Lol :) okay you’ve stumped me here. I’m at a loss for words... THAT NEVER HAPPENS. I’m crying laugh:) I needed that. 
      March 21, 2020 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      I know exactly whose it is, but due to the TOS, I’m not naming any names!  It does rhyme with Lamey, however. (Cough, cough.)


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      March 21, 2020 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Reported, slander by rhyming. 
      March 21, 2020 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Slander of whom?  Do you know someone whose name is similar to “Lamey”?

      March 21, 2020 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    YOU COULD HAVE FOUND A BETTER WORD “ LAMEY” -_- 
      March 21, 2020 7:28 PM MDT
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  • 53485


    Gamey?
    Damey?
    Framey?
    Shamey?
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      March 21, 2020 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    BesterestPersonEver-amy.
      March 21, 2020 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Now that’s really lame. 
      March 21, 2020 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Reported. for... JUST REPORTED. 
      March 21, 2020 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Gamey...I like that.
      March 21, 2020 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 53485
    Lol. 

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      March 21, 2020 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Canadian woman aroma...killer.
      March 21, 2020 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    NOT...FUNNY.... REPORTED... ;)
      March 21, 2020 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Hey...I like it. REAL woman.
      March 21, 2020 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 44583
    Since you lick doorknobs, does it matter? Also, the alcohol should kill any pesky germs.
      March 21, 2020 8:07 PM MDT
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