I’ve decided that I need a moll. Apply online and be ready to sever all ties with your current life.

(Do you already know what it is without looking it up?)




P.S. There are built-in “nocturnal activity” requirements that go along with the job, actually, that makes up more than 51% of it, so the shy or prudish need not apply. Fear of acquiring a criminal record disqualifies you, so you must have a willingness to circumvent laws. 


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