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What are you (Americans) going to do with your check from the government?

Humorous and serious answers welcome

Posted - March 25

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  • 5196
    The government's sending us a Czech?
      March 25, 2020 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    Hope she’s hot...
      March 25, 2020 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 33243

      Maybe it’s the Select-A-Czech Stimulus Program!  



    Or wait, couldbe The Stimulate-A-Select/Czech Program!



    ~
      March 25, 2020 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    I’ll have to read the brochure.

    I expect there is a workaround for that suite of possible human trafficking charges. 
      March 25, 2020 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 21438
    Pay bills.
      March 25, 2020 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    Easy come, easy go. 
      March 25, 2020 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 21438
    If I do not pay my bills much more will go.
      March 25, 2020 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 31711
    I'm going to give it to my wife's work partner. She lost a $14,000 a year job. My wife is giving hers to her daughter. This post was edited by Element 99 at March 25, 2020 10:19 PM MDT
      March 25, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    I hesitate to ask, what job pays $14k a year? 
      March 25, 2020 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 31711
    We share a cleaning job with her. She cleans 8 days every 2 weeks and we clean six. It is a tennis and fitness club and they have shut down. We also lose $11,000. My pensions and our SS can sustain us, but she relies on it heavily.
      March 25, 2020 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    I salute your altruism, sir. 
      March 25, 2020 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 31711
    She is a good friend and person...and she does a superb job cleaning our house.
      March 25, 2020 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    She certainly will now...;)
      March 25, 2020 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 31711
    Now a humorous answer. Buy shares of the companies making emergency medical equipment.
      March 25, 2020 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    Yea, Ford and GM can use the money
      March 25, 2020 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 13379
    I bought some shares in three companies working on a vaccine.  Let's see how that works out.  
      March 25, 2020 10:21 PM MDT
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  • 33243

      Straight to the bank, yo. 



    ~
      March 25, 2020 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    Where’s the fun in that? 
      March 25, 2020 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 33243
    Lol!

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      March 25, 2020 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 1116
    cute outfit to wear inside my house that i can’t leave 
      March 25, 2020 8:26 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    No law says being locked down means you can’t look good doing it. 
      March 25, 2020 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 13155
    I wasn't aware those fools had yet come up with a real plan that doesn't include every thing under the sun.   Please tell me it doesn't include every thing under the sun.....................
      March 25, 2020 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 5488
    I don’t know that Congress and “real plan” are appropriate used in the same breath. Word is checks are going out at some future date. Hush money, says I. 
      March 26, 2020 4:21 AM MDT
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  • 13379
    I will not be entitled to a check.
      March 25, 2020 10:22 PM MDT
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