I can’t stay with a woman who disdains silliness. There are PUL-enty of others waiting for me, I’ll have you know. Sign the paperwork and let’s end this amicably. (Grrrrrr.)
And thank you for being the only person to have looked at a couple of my recent questions along the lines of which you mention here, and you're the only one who "liked" one of them. :)