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  Sidebar: at work, I often wrote my notes in a foreign language so that if anyone who only understands English sees them, he or she will not know what they say. 

  Will you marry me?
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Let’s wait until we get the divorce DECREES settled first. 

  Pish posh!  You know those divorces of ours were merely in jest!  We belong together!


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Back to this again...

  But Baby, I love you!


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Oh okay, just let me slip into something more comfortable then.

  Er, um, I’ve found someone else. Bye. (Don’t try to track me down either.)


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  That Jaime character is gone now, Boo. Where were we?


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Good luck with that, Mrs. boo. 

  Lol, stay out of it. 

Is she pregnant?

  Is who pregnant?  Jaimie?  

No woman is or ever will be pregnant by me; I took care of that within months of my youngest child’s birth. I knew I was done, I’m proud to have done it, and I’ve never regretted the decision even once. The world has as many Little Randy Ds running around as will ever have.


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With her being on here and also quite likely having sat on a toilet seat without protection at one time or another, one never knows.

Huh?  “Her”?  I don’t know what you mean about the toilet seat. Maybe your humor is just going over my head. 
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It certainly wouldn't be the first time, now would it?

Surely (Shirley?) you haven't forgotten all the ridiculous pregnancy questions in the Answerbag Epoch of long ago.

I was totally following this train of thought but wasn't ever on Answerbag.  
I do know Shirley.  She does have many hang-ups when knowing how and when she is pregnant. 

It makes perfect sense to me.  Literally, those look like formulas... formula-tively, speaking!
;) :)!

Yes, I’m very sciencey and mathy ;)) 

  Merlie cracked your code!


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:D! :D!

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