How long would da big cheese have survived if he did not vent by TWITTER? Would it all collect and then EXPLODE? KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!
Like Mt. St. Helens?
The LAVA FLOE would burn up everything in its wake. Nothing would ever grow thereafter.
Or would it more like an earthquate...a 10..on the Richter scale?
How would you rather die? Burnt up in hot lava or crushed by falling buildings? Which hurts least? Which death is quicker?
Of course a Tsunami would drown you. A tornado would pick you up take you away and put you in OZ.