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Randy D

This is our first pandemic together! Help lighten the mood; post a COVID-related joke!


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Posted - May 11, 2020
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  • 7939
    How about a fun pickup line or two or three instead?

    • Hey baby, do you come here often or only in a pandemic? 
    • Is that a bottle of sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    • Want to practice social distancing alone together with me?
    This should probably be its own question. I'd love to see more of these. lol
      May 11, 2020 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Here are some more:


      Forget about taking off your clothes, your panties or your bra, I want to see what you look like under that mask!





    He’s unmasking me with his eyes. 





    When is the right time in a new relationship to give a woman woman a sexy face mask as an intimate gift?



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      May 11, 2020 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Ah, yes, nothing says "romance" like a vanity face mask. lol
      May 11, 2020 2:38 PM MDT
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  • 19937
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      May 11, 2020 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Lol!

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      May 11, 2020 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 19937
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      May 11, 2020 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I saw this today and it made me cry laugh, some might not get it....

      May 11, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
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