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What are some steps you usually take to get yourself ready for me? ~



Posted - May 19, 2020
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  • 10500
    First I drink a pint of Jack Daniels.  then I down 4 shots of Knob Creek, followed up by two bloody marys.  With.. with....   in 5 menutez...men-itzshz I'm I'm I'm allllll ready fer ya!  (Wait... what what waz (waz) the queshten again?)
      May 19, 2020 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 53017

      Hold on, that was YOU?


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      May 19, 2020 5:39 PM MDT
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    7535
    I clean my glasses, get something to drink, and get comfy in front of the computer. 
      May 19, 2020 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 53017

      I know, right?



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      May 19, 2020 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 23156

    From now on, with my track record of the last day or so, I am going to read - and reread -- every one of your questions 43 times before answering. (Except I did not read this question 43 times.)



    (Is that a famous sketch in your question - - for some reason, it looks familiar to me.)
      May 19, 2020 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 53017

      It’s probably a famous sketch; I know as much about fine art as I do about English grammar. Hey, wait, that didn’t come out right . . . 

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      May 19, 2020 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 7777
    I don't think I have it in me to take any steps to prepare for anyone. I got no f**ks to give anymore.
      May 19, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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