Are you getting ready for church?

Nah. I don't attend the church unless taking part in a baptism, wedding or funeral.

I'm IN church every day.  

no, ive been back for hrs

I got my days mixed up and thought this was Saturday. Imagine that!!

uh, you're kidding, right? ME?  in a church???????? not on your life.

I was raised catholic (notice I never capitalize it' that 'religion' doesn't deserve a capital c!!!!!!)

anyway, I detest organized religion.......I even hate going into a church for weddings, etc.....and by the way, nothing more boring and dragged out that a catholic wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does it take so long to get two people wed and on their way!?!?!?

my dad had the best answer to 'what religion are you?'  he always said......"I belong to the great outdoor congregation......up early every day and I step outside to take in and appreciate God's work"...!!!!!