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Are you reimagining public safety or policing, yet?

What did you come up with?

Posted - July 13, 2020
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  • 53502


      Perhaps you’ve heard that I’ve just been crowned King of the United Straits of Randonium?  (Its former name was the United States of America, but I’ve rectified all that jazz.)



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    This post was edited by Randy D at July 13, 2020 7:15 PM MDT
      July 13, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 34246
    Inited? 

    Well, your Majesty, you got some work to do. 
      July 13, 2020 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      July 13, 2020 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Randy, I got a call from the bank today.  They were looking for the United States of America.  It was something about owing $26517070000000 plus a $30 late fee.  I told them it was now the United Straits of Randonium so they should be giving you a call here shortly.

      July 13, 2020 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Livvie, you were fired from your Royal Treasurer’s job and you’re not authorized to accept any official phone calls on behalf of my court . . . hey, wait a second!  Guards, why isn’t her head chopped off yet?  Grrrrrrrrr. 

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      July 13, 2020 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I'm not worried about your guards, Randy.  They're not very scary!

      July 13, 2020 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Just how random is Randonium?
      July 13, 2020 7:16 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      It comes and goes. 

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      July 13, 2020 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    No comma should be used after policing. His Nibs should have caught that, but I guess power and royalty have gone to his head, and he's too high and mighty for grammar and punctuation among the poor unwashed masses.
      July 13, 2020 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 17592
    Yes.  I came up with a larger force and an increase in funding.
      July 14, 2020 4:13 PM MDT
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  • 34246
    I agree.
      July 14, 2020 4:39 PM MDT
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