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Missing the comma and the ending punctuation.
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All my commas are in comas so I can’t use them. (You’d probably been appalled if I’d substituted an apostrophe.)
Are you questioning my lack of a question mark? (A question mark is just a terrified exclamation mark.)
How dare you exclaim my lack of an exclamation point! (An exclamation point is just a question mark on Viagra.)
You pointed out my lack of a period. (I guess I could’ve asked you to break a semicolon for me.)
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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