THERE IS A CURE FOR COVID 19 NOW
THERE IS NO NEED TO WEAR FACEMASKS
The pumpkin was especially impressed by a dark voodoo queen "doc" who hawked the cure very loud very defiant very strong very crackpot wackadoodlenoodle voodoo queen-like. Her record is queer. She panders to the crackpot wackadoodlenoodle crowd. Very big with them. Very big with pumpkin too. Conkydinky? I think not!
This is what it takes to impress pumpkin. Crackpot wackadoodlenoodles will get him and get to him every time. He can relate to them. He "gets" them, He understands them. They are HIS PEOPLE.
Expect more of the same to flood the airwaves. The pumpkin will make a bazillion bucks on the snakeoil scam of the pumpkin man...hydrofoxyloxymoxyproxydoxycoxyboxyshocksypumpkin. Buy it in bulk in gross galore and make the pumpkin the world's first GAZILLIONAIRE! Make sure you use it. The dire deadly possible side effects won't harm you. Because pumpkin would NEVER hawk anything harmful to you. He loves you. He cares about you. He worries about you.
That clip will be used over and over and over during the pumpkinboy prez campaign to show us remind us what he really cares about! It will be used by his opponent of course because it shows us what he is. Nothing better than that is there?.
