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Jaimie

Do you take a baseball bat or knife with you when you open your shed just in case there’s a wild animal or axe murder in there? I do

Posted - July 31, 2020
Tag : #scaryShed

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  • A baseball bat and knife can be fairly easy for them to defend against. Instead you should carry a gas container and pretend to be intoxicated while making comments about how fun it would be to burn the shed down.  If you hear a clatter you know it's time to run back inside and lock the door. 
      July 31, 2020 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Good idea :) I need to get my weed wacker out of there and I’ve been trying to build up the courage to open the door for the past hour. I go through this meltdown every week lol . Maybe I’ll just clean the kitchen instead -_- 
      July 31, 2020 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

    Please be careful not to do that: you never know when it might be your beloved Randy D hiding in the shed while he waits for you to leave home so that he can sneak in again to perform maintenance on all of the hidden cameras and microphones he has installed there. (Cough, cough.)



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      July 31, 2020 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Don‘t worry, I just kind of stand to the side of the door and open it really fast then step back. If anything ever moved in there I’d probably just drop dead of a heart attack, lol. 
      July 31, 2020 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Lol. 

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      July 31, 2020 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 44603
    This works better. 27 foot range. Aim for the eyes.

      July 31, 2020 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Okay I love this idea but this looks like something I would keep in the shed so I’m not sure how that would work out. 
      July 31, 2020 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 44603
    I keep a can on our front porch.
      July 31, 2020 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I could do that, thanks. 
      July 31, 2020 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 44603
    Thanks for the AP. Now fetch me a beer.
      July 31, 2020 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    I have some wine and hard iced teas, if you don’t want one of those options,  get your own damn drink. 


      July 31, 2020 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 44603
      July 31, 2020 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Stop being wise and go do what I suggested in your thread... I wanna see how it works out lol. 
      July 31, 2020 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 44603
    I think she is stoned and can't get off the couch. And I already have a glass of whiskey.
      July 31, 2020 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Just get a mini fridge to set beside your couch then, problem solved. 
      July 31, 2020 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    Do you keep your shed locked?  If you do nothing should be in it. If not then buy a lock. 

    And the Wasp spray but keep it in the house. 
      July 31, 2020 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 44603
    Wait...If you keep your shed locked, nothing should be in it? HUH? Why lock it if nothing is in it.
      July 31, 2020 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    No, wild animals or axe murderers. 
      July 31, 2020 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    No, I don’t have a lock on my shed :) people don’t even lock their houses here so I’d seem like a psycho if locked my shed lol. The bee spray is a good idea. I don’t know why I always get anxiety over opening it, I’ve never found anything in it, but every time  I go to get something out of it my anxiety goes over the top lol. It’s just one of my weird things I guess. 
      July 31, 2020 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    Too many scary movies.  And violent video games killing bears. 
      July 31, 2020 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Must be that :) it feels like that feeling from when a kid thinking something under the bed :) 
      July 31, 2020 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 34251
    I hate that feeling. I get it everytime I go outside by myself in the dark.  I know I watched too many scary movies. And i have not watched one in 20 yrs. 
      July 31, 2020 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Aren’t you worried about accidentally using that bee spray on your beloved Randy D at your shed?
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      July 31, 2020 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Next time you‘re in my shed bring an extra covid mask to cover your eyes, problem solved. You’re welcome. This post was edited by Jaimie at July 31, 2020 6:27 PM MDT
      July 31, 2020 6:19 PM MDT
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