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Why can't I teach my wife to play fetch?

Posted - July 31, 2020
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  • 7404
    Tell her walking to the fridge and back will help her lose those extra pounds she put on in the past year....then come back here and tell me how that worked out if you’re still alive. 
      July 31, 2020 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    That won't work. She is skinnier than me.
      July 31, 2020 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    BAH, I thought it was a brilliant idea. 
      July 31, 2020 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    ... skinnier than me I.
      July 31, 2020 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    You too, eh. She is skinnier than most.
      July 31, 2020 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      (skinnier than me I am)

      July 31, 2020 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    "Am" is optional and, arguably, redundant.
      July 31, 2020 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 53504

    Oak hay, which is it?  If it’s optional, that means it’s correct. If it’s redundant, that means it’s incorrect. Make up your mind, please. 

    —-

      July 31, 2020 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    I hedged with "arguably." It's an unnecessary word (if you haven't, check out the story of Professor Strunk's lecture on omitting needless words in "The Elements of Style"), in that it adds nothing to the statement about Element's missus. It is not, however, incorrect.
      July 31, 2020 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    Dang...she's skinnier than you, too?
      August 1, 2020 5:16 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     


      (Sigh.)

    :|

      August 1, 2020 6:36 AM MDT
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