A. Commit suicide?
B. Man-up?
3. Binge pout?
4. Declare war on Kanada?
E. Boycott her posts?
6. Kidnap Justin Bieber? (Huh?)
G. All of the above?
H. None of the above/other____________
H. Two or more of the above.
Man up by committing to marrying Justin Bieber in Kanada and boycott the US by never returning here in a binge pout session that lasts for weeks.
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