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All the kings horses and all the kings men.... can they put humpty dumpty back together?

Posted - August 9, 2020
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  • 10641

    Have you ever tried to get a horse to put anything back together?  They’re all hooves.  
    As the old saying goes, “You can lead a horse a Lego set, but he’ll just eat it”.

      August 9, 2020 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 16791
    Lol!
      August 9, 2020 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I totally agree!  That was funny!
    :) :)
      August 10, 2020 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm rolling in my morning oats with laughter!

    Thanks Shuhak for the giggles!
    :) :)
      August 10, 2020 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      (kings king’s)


      You already know that not a single one of those men is going to read the reassembly instructions the first time around, right?


    ~

      August 9, 2020 9:34 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Maybe Lancelot?? 
    I'd help him see the tree through the forest.
    Or, in your case, that one obnoxious hair that always irritates you when you shave.

    One hair at a time....

    Big Winks and Smiles!!
      August 10, 2020 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 53509


     Folks, has Merlie been hiding in my bathroom when I walk in there in the buff, or did she merely plant a hidden camera in there so that she can run a video feed to her computer?

      

      August 10, 2020 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I am that hair!
    Big Giggles!
      August 11, 2020 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

    Oh!  I knew I felt something tickling me!

      

      August 11, 2020 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    ;) :)!
    Whispers and whiskers....
    ;) :)
      August 11, 2020 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      You’re doing everything you can to break my concentration, aren’t you?
    ~

      August 11, 2020 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    HA! ;)
    You know how I feel about facial hair.
    Have you forgotten about "Date at 8 Landscape nights???"

    Just a slight jolt of memory...

    This post was edited by Merlin at August 11, 2020 4:54 PM MDT
      August 11, 2020 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 16791
    They couldn't find it. Humpty Dumpty was a siege cannon. During the English civil war, a platoon of Cavaliers (the King's Men) hauled the cannon to the top of the church tower of St-Mary-of-the-Walls, and used it to defend the town against the Roundhead forces.
    The tower was surrounded by marshy ground, and when the Roundheads blew up the church wall, the cannon fell into the marsh and was buried.
      August 9, 2020 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Let the truth be told but fairy tales  will ALWAYS Survive.

    ;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at August 10, 2020 8:34 PM MDT
      August 10, 2020 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 5808

    Maybe not


      August 10, 2020 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    This is a True Fact!!
    :) :)
      August 10, 2020 9:35 AM MDT
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