If you were offered 1 million dollars to leave your significant other, what’s the first thing you would buy with the money?

  Nice try, Jaimie. I know this is entrapment. You must be working for Jane S, right?  She put you up to this, I know she did.

  First of all, you don’t have 1 million dollars to give to me, not even Canadian ones. 

  Secondly, I’ve been “chasing you around the couch” for quite some time now, and you refuse to go to motel rooms with me, so there’s no way you’re suddenly going to change your mind and let me run off with you.

  Lastly, my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend, so here’s how the scenario would really work out; I accept your fake million dollars, run off with you just like you want me to, my wife would find some slick and oily divorce lawyer to come after me legally and end up siphoning  90% of the money out of me, then when I’m poor again, you’d leave me!

Back to the drawing board, Lady: you’ve got to get up a lot earlier in the morning to trick ol’ Randolph D!