Discussion»Questions»Food and Drink» Do you think it would be okay if I eat this little Easter egg I found considering it’s mid August or will I die? I want to eat it.
Of course you should eat it, and I'm sure you'll probably die from it, so you can eat it, that's fine, go ahead, you're going to die, yes eat the whole thing, have it, enjoy, munch down, it'll kill you, eat it now, you're a goner, no problem, it'll tear your stomach to pieces and cut you open inside, bon apetit.
"Good afternoon, is this Attorneys-R-Us? This is Randolph D again, yes I know, I know, the judge said I'm not allowed to contact you guys ever again, lawsuit, restraining order, contempt of court, jail time, blah, blah, blah, but this time it's different. I just want to verify what you tell me every time I call. Ok, here goes: 1. if she dies, the alimony dies with her, right? And 2. as long as I can prove I have nothing to do with her death in any way whatsoever, I'm in the clear, right? What's that? No, of course I didn't plant the egg in her place in a cruel plot to get rid of her! Only a deranged psychopath would think up something as diabolical as all that! I'm a saint. So I'm correct on both counts, I don't have a legal problem here, I'm golden? That's what I thought, thank you very much! Excuse me? Am I going to call you again? Let's give the chocolate egg a chance to do its job, then I'll know more. Hello? Hello, are you there? The line must have gone dead. Hello, hello, hello?"
There are two possibilities: You eat it or you don't. If you eat it, there are, again, two possibilities: You live or you die. If you live, there are, again, two possibilities: You die at one point in time or you die at another. If you die, then oh well, sh*t happens. Why don't you eat it and, if you live, let us know. If we don't hear from you, we'll know that oh well, sh*t happened, eh.
SavvyAnsley 