How may I help you with your paper?
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Randy D to the Asst. District Attorney: “Did you get everything down on tape, is it sufficient for the criminal charges to be filed?”
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Wait, let me see if I have this straight: all I have to do is rub a bank teller and you’ll pay me 2,500 smackeroos? Win-win!
For a while now I’ve had my eye on one named Celeste from the Century Parkway branch. I’ll have this wrapped up tonight!
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You realize of course, that I haven’t the foggiest idea of what you mean, right?
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