Not even with the lumberjacks, and firemen, and package delivery drivers, and RCMP officers, and male revue dancers, and lifeguards, and bee-keepers, and nightclub singers, and tennis coaches, and pizza delivery boys, and apartment managers, and personal trainers, and sailors on shore leave, and company CEOs, and moose herders, and construction workers, and farm hands, and boxer brief models, and rock singers, and tree surgeons, and deep-sea fishermen, and buskers, and tilde-hoarders, and confirmed bachelors, and surfer dudes, and door-to-door salesmen, and airline pilots, and house painters, and casting directors, and cruise ship crooners, and hockey players, and bill collectors, and power company pole-climbers, and human resource directors, and diesel mechanics, and grocery clerks, and grammar tutors, and rodeo riders, and used car salesmen, and horse jockeys, and roofers, and tailors, and coal miners, and fashion photographers, and cable TV installers, and news anchormen, and circuit court justices, and jewelry salesmen, and short order cooks, and gold prospectors, and the boy next door, and window washers, and luggage handlers, and traffic cops, and stage hands, and plastic surgeons, and . . . and . . . and . . .
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By law, can only queue up a certain number of men in front of her residence before violating the fire code and the health code and the environmental code and . . . . hey, that brings up all the potential guys who I forgot!
Fire marshal, and health inspector, and podiatrist, and Earth Day coordinator, and museum curator, and legume researcher, and steel mill worker, and shepherd, and barber, and sculptor, and dentist, and chemist, and janitor, and locksmith, and bass drummer, and cigar-roller, and flag maker, and councilman, a tow truck driver, and glass blower, chimney sweep, and drywall hanger, and typesetter, and forest ranger, and pole-vaulter, and gardener, and truant officer, and astronaut, and oil rig worker, and private investigator, and computer hacker, and quarterback, and car wash employee, and plumber, and card shark, and civil engineer, and financial advisor, and professional sandwich-taster, and tractor salesman, and district attorney, and pelican wrangler, and copier repairman, and gravedigger, and train conductor, and gunsmith, and brewer, and forensics specialist, and speech writer, and poker champion, and acrobat, and bus driver, and pig farmer, and sign maker, and . . . and . . . and . . .
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Jaimie 