Have you heard? Randy D and I will be starring in a new police procedural drama series!

Only for incorrect spelling. Correctness first!

 

  No matter what, Miss HoneyDewMellunz, all of your citations are taken care of. Just drop by and see your ol’ pal Randall D. (Cough, cough.)

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Another notation in your file, Officer D!

 

  Er, um, she’s my cousin. 

And ANOTHER notation, with an asterisk!

*possible incest investigation??

 

  Did I say cousin?  I meant she’s a wealthy socialite who is a constant donor to the Police Officers’ Fund. She knows the mayor and the governor and the chair of the chamber of commerce and all the members of the city council and the dog catcher and . . .
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  Wait, how long have you been standing there, and how much did you hear?  Listen, er, um, none of that was really meant for your ears. Can’t you just pretend you weren’t there? (Gulp.)

This post was edited by Randy D at August 22, 2020 5:50 PM MDT

I thought they were holding hands at first glance! Wouldn't that be cute? :P

 

  yo’re jellis R’nt U ?

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Oh, no!  I'm more than happy to be a special featured guest a couple of times each season, working diligently on my IA investigation into you and Stu and your secret crimes against grammanity. 

 

  Danged rat squad. Grrrrrrrrr.

 

  Listen, Savvy, I just left the screenwriters’ meeting, and they have you set up to be the bumbling, absent-minded, ineffective Internal Affairs Inspector!  You’re merely comic relief!  This is delicious!  Of course, that makes HoneyDew my love interest. The sex scenes alone will boost ratings through the roof! I’m sooooooooo happy. 

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I see where you're trying to take this, Officer D. You want to me to slap the cuffs on you and then things will get REALLY interesting. Talk about ratings!!

I'll consider it. A contract renegotiation will definitely be in order. I always make extra to "discipline". 

 

  {{Listen, I can speak with the producers and get you your own spin-off series, top billing, top dollar, sponsorships, your own dressing room, everything!  Grrrrrr.}}

That's what I thought. 

You and Samuel L. Jackson! I heard they also considered Ice T, but he's busy with that other series, SUV or whatever it's called.

Hey, how come the black cop's left hand is white?

That's why I thought they were holding hands!!!

Nice catch, Stu. I knew I wasn't that high!!!! 

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Sorry, I just can't make my fingers type like that!

 

 LOL!  You just haven’t sunk low enough yet. Wait until Hollywood has had its claws into you for a while. 

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