A few months ago when I was complaining about being on hold you said it was no big deal...
https://answermug.com/forums/topic/103729/what-s-the-longest-you-ve-ever-been-put-on-hold-during-a-call-i/view/page/2
Fake news. You specifically whined that you wouldn’t wait even five years on hold during a call to The Tilde Consortium. I had waited forty minutes, and I was glad to do it. Your stance is just plain hateful.
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See? You tried to get me in all kinds of trouble. It’s fine, I’m used to you doing that. (((Grrrrrrr.)))
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Thank you, my friend.
Wait, Savvy! Where are you going? Savvy, come back! SAVVY!
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