I’ve decided to buck the system just to anger the gluten-free crowd; should I go for the gluten-rich diet or the all-gluten diet? ~

...just gather up that Gluten and fry it all up.
"Gluten Pure Diet" You could show everyone
a pure Gluten lifestyle. You be the king of Gluten.
They be calling you Randy D Gluten.
...What the heck does Gluten look like anyway?
and what's it's purpose?

Gluten is in bread and pasta...I already follow that diet. :)

All-gluten. Save the animals! 

Can I make you a nice avocado and mayo on whole wheat? 

Yummy