Heck, I can’t even believe that I’m the first person to think of doing it!
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*Randy D angrily bangs on the ceiling with a broom handle.
Hold it down, would you? I’m trying to inventory the tilde collection, and your noise keeps making me lose count! Grrrrrrrr.
I’m watching a Molly Ringwald movie and eating junk food. Maybe I could charge people to link into my webcam and watch me do this all day. Exciting stuff.
*Randy D rushes to make sure to be the first one in line!
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Lol :) okay let me just clear a spot on my coffee table first to set up the web cam. Should only take a couple hours.
(And I paid good money for this?)
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This post was edited by Randy D at September 2, 2020 8:35 AM MDTWait, come back, you can hold my hair back when I vomit later from all the junk food. That will only cost you an extra $500.
Well, ok, but no more than $500; I still have to pay for my September dose of anti-Vegemite medicine.
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[Please don’t be alarmed by her choice of words, folks. It's a pet name that she has for me, purely a term of endearment between intimate partners.]
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