You know, it’s innuendo and rumors like that that have me in a nearly constant state of investigation. There’s not one shred of physical evidence connecting me with . . .
[*Defense attorney taps me on my shoulder, whispers in my ear, I listen intently, nod a couple of times before returning to address you.]
Er, um, what I meant to say is that on the advise advice of counsel, there are numerous people named Randy, and seeing as the wildly exaggerated allegation doesn’t even identify me specifically as being a probable suspect, I have no legal obligation to even dignify the ridiculous charge by answering to it. As such, I’ll be on my way now. Good day!
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Don Barzini was here a few days ago. He edited a post on a question I asked years ago, after Randy revisited said question.
It was the darndest thing. Wait, I'll find it.
Wow, those last two posts spanned from 7:34 pm to 7:42 pm, a blazing 8 minutes before you threw in the towel. Patience, Grasshopper, patience!