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Randolph D has secretly installed 24 separate sensors at the ladies’ entrance to The Harem. What types of information do they scan for?

 


1) Vegemite smuggling indicator
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And so on . . . .
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Posted - September 8, 2020
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  • 10052
    Looks like no one cares. 


    I'd think that #1 on the list would be STDs... but whatever. None of my beeswax. 
      September 8, 2020 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 53404

     

      Lol. 

    The fact that you responded is enough for me.

     

      September 8, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    This response is probably going to be full of typos because all the eye-rolling is impairing my vision! 

      September 8, 2020 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 53404

     

      Here, let me help you with that eye-twitch. 


    ~

      September 8, 2020 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 16646
    2. No connection with Waboo (Ms "Why you no call me" has been spotted attempting to infiltrate).
    3. Sammich making skills.
    4. Affinity with tildes.
      September 8, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 53404
      September 8, 2020 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 16646
    Incidentally, sensor #1 won't work, they brought in simple brewer's yeast and salt. They're MAKING it IN there!
      September 8, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 53404

     

      “Mr. Randy, this is the Security Office, we’ve just received an alert from the Australians, and if their information is correct, there’s Vegemite being made inside the compound!  Yes, that’s right, there is Vegemite somewhere inside The Harem’s perimeter!  Mr. Randy, you’ll have to leave immediately, sir, while we conduct a sweep and identify the culprit or culprits!”

      September 8, 2020 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 339
    Fertilty and contraband sex toys.
      September 9, 2020 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 53404

     

      Do you mean scanning to detect them and keep them out, or scanning to make sure that they make it in?

    :)

      September 9, 2020 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 339
    I think you should maintain your usual standards 
      September 9, 2020 10:11 PM MDT
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  • 53404
      September 9, 2020 10:12 PM MDT
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  • 339
    Fate.

      September 9, 2020 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 53404

     

      Both fertility and all sex toys are prohibited here!  Randy D doesn’t need stuff like that in his life!


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      September 10, 2020 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 339
    Ha!

    Stick with that story friend 
      September 10, 2020 1:04 PM MDT
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