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Imagine I’ve been charged with a crime, and I find myself in a courtroom with you as the presiding judge.


  This will be a fair process, won’t it, I mean, l don’t have anything to worry about, right?

 

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Posted - September 13

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  • 4678
    I think I'll recuse myself. 
      September 13, 2020 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 36631

      Wait, I want Judge Ansley to hear my case!  Don't reassign it to a different judge, don't let her leave, she's my best chance! This is an outrage, this is wrong, it is a travesty!   WAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTT!

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      September 13, 2020 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 4678
    You are so screwed. 

    )
      September 13, 2020 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 36631
      September 13, 2020 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 10793
    I sentence you to seven years of avocado and Vegemite on toast for breakfast EVERY MORNING.
      September 13, 2020 4:47 PM MDT
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  • 36631

      Wait, the case hasn't even been called yet!  The charges haven't been read, nothing has been entered into the record, no evidence has been heard, I haven't had a chance to enter a plea, arguments haven't been heard, I'm being railroaded!  This judge is unfairly prejudiced against me!  I want a new trial!  And about that crazy "sentence" that was just handed  down; doesn't Australia have something similar to the US prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment?

      September 13, 2020 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 892
    Absolutely.  You‘d have nothing to worry about. 
      September 13, 2020 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 36631

      Thank you, Your Honor.  I understand completely.  (Wink, WINK.)


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      September 13, 2020 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 892
    Okay I changed my mind...that payoff at best might get me one dinner at Red Lobster. 
      September 14, 2020 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 36631

     

      Hey, wait!  That’s not what you said when I gave it to you!  



    Where’s the rest of it?

     


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      September 14, 2020 7:41 AM MDT
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  • 194
    The only chance you've got is to plead insanity.
      September 13, 2020 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 36631


      But Your Honor, I thought everything was already "taken care of"!  We had a deal!  You've already accepted my "deposit-sition!"



      September 13, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 33037
    How many tildes are you willing to part with? Everyone has a price.
      September 13, 2020 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 36631


      Please, let's not be ridiculous here!  Whatever happened to all that "wheels of justice" jazz and the "fair shake" rule?  Grrrrrrrr.
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      September 13, 2020 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 6344
      September 13, 2020 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 36631

      Gee, Your Honor, I thought you weren't like all the other judges, I thought you were different!

    (((((Pssst, Your Honor Miss Judge Jane S, it's me, it's Randy D, your ol' pal!  Remember me?  We go way back.  This is me, I thought you'd consider the good ol' days and cut me a little slack.  I know you have to keep up appearances in front of the public and the press, but couldn't you do me a solid and rule against the prosecution, maybe declare a mistrial or a dismissal based on improper collecting of evidence or something like that?))))

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      September 13, 2020 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 10793
    You may want to re-word that ...

      September 13, 2020 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 6386
    Listen here bruh. You got a lot to worry about. I'm one of those judges that have no f**ks to give. However, I do hope you catch me on a day that's not Monday. Only then will you have a chance to get out of the predicament that you got yourself into. PEACE OUT!!!
      September 13, 2020 9:39 PM MDT
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