Ladies...who wants to join my harem? The pay is great, 30 days paid vacation, free health care and best of all...you get me.

You can have one, too. I'll join.

I guess I can sort of see the appeal, now that I think about it. I was all prepared to say something appropriately condemnable, but I can't do it. 

:)

There is a signing bonus.

Oh, hell no! I meant in having my OWN, I can see the appeal. 

Signing bonus, my foot. Shaking My Head! 

Not even for me?

Yeah, I don't know you like that, dude. 

:)

 

  Please remember the terms of the contract that you signed with me: Chapter 2, Page 4, lines 11 and 12 clearly state that a woman cannot serve two harems, for she would love one and hate the other. Better to uncleave thine self from the first if tempted by another. In the event that that happens, all Randy D property and massage techniques remain with The Harem. 

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This is hysterical!! You don't know how much I needed a laugh like this. Thanks, dude. 

Does the contract state that she can't have her own stable?

Even then, I wouldn't sign it. Unless it was for a lot of money. And high quality stable boys. And 45 days of paid vacation WITH use of the company jet, semi-annual performance reviews with salary increases....

 

  Not literate?  No problem, just make your X on the dotted line, please.  Thank you.

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HIGH QUALITY stable boys, I said. 

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  I’m the best there is, haven’t you been informed?
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First thing I'm noticing is questionable tattoo choices. That being said, it's impossible to know his language by that photo. 

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  The photo is not truly representative of me: I'd never wear a crown, but even if I had to, it certainly wouldn't be a jeweled one.  Too close to being a tiara.

Of course it isn't. 
Of course you wouldn't. 
Of course it would be. 

:)

Will this do?

 

  It’ll do for representing you, Professor, it doesn’t represent me. 

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Hahahaha! That's great! 

Maybe I'd be reasonably compatible with a math/science nerd-type? If people who are coupled are supposed to be complimentary of each other, not necessarily similar, nor opposite. 

Hmmm... I think I might be thinking right, that I think I'm overthinking this . 

=)

Stoned again.

Right on. Right on. Right on. 

She certainly may. The rotation only gives each woman part of one night with me to herself once every couple of weeks, so there’s a lot of down time.

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Sister Wives.

There's a reality show for you.