What is the one food or beverage that has been in your refrigerator the longest, and how long has it been in there? ~

Better throw those out! 

They're still in brine, but I think you are right. Plus, room for one more can of beer.

I've seen olives go bad within a month or two.

I hope a massive argument doesn't ensue over this question. Remember what happened in the name of sour cream!!!

:)

I'll try one and see if I get sick.

Don't do it! We need you!! 

 

  Lol, the sour cream wars! 

Ew. Throw it out right away! 

Don't you hate wasting like that? I do, but I'm not going to eat something that might be spoiled. Expiration dates exist for good reason! 

I do hate wasting food. I think I bought that particular kind of dressing Cos I was gonna use it for some recipe as a marinade or something and I never did. I get these ideas that I’m gonna try actually cooking then I never do lol. My salad dressings that I use for actual salad get used up in time :) 

 

  You just threw it out without even stopping to think of me and of all the sandwiches you could have made for me with it?  You have been married to me how many times now, 7, or 17?  However many times it is, you know full well that I despise mayonnaise, and that I prefer salad dressing instead. Is there no end to how you seek to hurt me? I can’t even talk to you when you’re like this, I have to go.

 

  Lol, thank you for your answer; it made me realize that a similar question must have been posted a few weeks or months ago, because I believe I remember you having remarked about that exact same jar of mustard before.
[listen, just to be on the safe side, you’re not planning to make any sandwiches for me anytime soon, are you?]
~

No.  I'm using mayo on your sammiches.

  Hey, wait . . . that makes this a hostile environment. Thank you anyway, but I’ll have to let you go.

What, no severance?

 

  After trying to poison me?

:|

Hey, if I were quitting, I'd have to give notice.  Since you're firing me without notice, I deserve severance.

  (((She’s got me over a barrel, folks, and she’s spent her entire career working for attorneys.  How in the heck do I get out of this one?  Hurry up; I can’t stall her forever! Grrrrrrr.)))


Be right with you, Spunky Dear. I’m consulting with my advisory staff.

This post was edited by Randy D at October 4, 2020 6:50 AM MDT

BEST LEGAL ADVICE:  GIVE UP, GIVE IN AND MAIL THE CHECK.