Don’t you realize that I save the applicants a lot of money in lawyer fees by negotiating the Harem contract with them one-on-one?

  Hey!  I run a clean joint establishment over here!  I’m a reputable member of the community, a veritable pillar!

  Really?  Actually, that’s a good thing. You and I can skip over the first few paragraphs of the contract and get to the good parts, starting with ‘Sandwich-Making Regulations’ and ‘Randy D’s Turn-Ons 1 to 100’.  You’re not allergic to any of the various types of massage oils, are you?

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  Well, it seems as if a complete medical exam is in order. Did you know that I also handle those personally and in-house?  What’s that?  Medical degree, doctor’s license?  Degree, schmegree!  With everything I know about women’s anatomy, I could write my own journals!  Now shimmy our out of those fancy street duds and undergarments, or as we say here at the House of Randy, quit the grinnin’ and drop your linen!  I’ll be setting up the lights and cameras, but it will only take me a few minutes. 

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  Maybe you’re “creating” typos that don’t exist, o weeded one!   Grrrrrr.   You know how I operate, I may just delete the post, fix the typo  and post it again, right?  Grrrrrrr.
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