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Where do I sign?
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Do I get to start with different parents?
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Only one typo. Happy searching!
I did? NOOOOOOOOOO! Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, WHERE? That’s one of the most egregious infractions of English language writing known to humankind! How could you let me go on in life without informing on me as soon as you saw it! You know how much I obsess over these things! I need to edit it immediately. You have to tell me, you must, you must, you must, you must! Quit being so cruel! Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!
Grrrrrrr.
Babykins! You’re not thinking inside the box! You and I could have met as young kids way back when, and started this lust affair of ours from the beginning!
Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you and I need couples’ counseling?
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