What are you buying for PRIME DAY? I just bought a new TV!!

Are you nutz? Prime day is the best thing ever. I got a Smart fire TV for half off. Go buy something and then report back. 

 

  Wait, you didn’t call me a boomer or ask me if the old folks home has computers or suggest I up the dosage on my Geritol drip?  Are you a bit under the weather today?  I’m calling the Canadian Red Cross and having them rush over there to revive you!
STAT!

I was distracted, I’ll try not to miss the opportunity to call you a boomer again.  

 

  It’s just like me missing a chance to call you a whippersnapper. Hey, speaking of which, how did you get onto my yard again? Grrrrrrrr.

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  I don’t buy much merchandise anyway, so I don’t need to jump on an opportunity such as Prime Day. I’ll sit this one out, but thanks for the offer. 

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At least buy some towels or something.. like baby steps prime day. 

 

  Well, now that I think about it, I do need a few dozen more miniature cameras and microphones . . .

. . . wait, it’s not what you’re thinking. They’re um, er, they’re for a friend. 

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Wait, didn’t we discuss this in some other thread? I’m confused lol. 

 

  We did discuss my purchase of cameras and microphones and secretly installing them in homes, it‘s a continuing theme. I brought it up here again because you keep urging me to take advantage of Prime Day. 

Confusion over. 

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TV will be here on Friday...I need it installed as soon as arrives. 

It's taking THREE days to ship?  I call that a Prime Day fail on their part. 

Are you forgetting where I live lol? All my prime shipments take at least two days. if I wasn’t a prime member would take a month. 

Friday... 
This post was edited by Jaimie at October 13, 2020 4:52 PM MDT

Lol, I forgot it's two days for them to ship to closest outpost...and then another day for the sled dogs to haul it to your house. 

Lol, that gives lots of time for my installation  man to get here in time though. 

I'll just hitch a ride with the TV

I have to wait three days for you get here? It’s usually 11 hours 38 minutes. No, you come ahead and help me find the perfect spot for tv please. Then we’”” just sit here and wait for the TV. I’ll try make convo with you while waiting, I guess. 

You'll try?  I'd hate for you to pull a muscle. 

Lol, you know I’m very shy and have a hard time with conversations.. 

Totally.  I imagine you the type to constantly be stuttering through your words as you keep falling back onto the weather as a conversation topic. 

Weather and politics......

 

  Dude, don’t you remember what happened to the tree surgeon and the pizza delivery guy and and the roofing contractor the vacuum cleaner salesman and the furnace inspector and the butler and the newspaper boy and the electrician and the computer technician and the grocery delivery boy and the mailman and the tax collector and exterminator and the Jehovah’s Witnesses (wait, they’re not supposed to be on this list) and the telephone repairman and the house painter and the gardener and the Uber driver and the air conditioner repair man and the FedEx driver and the carpet installer and the neighborhood handyman and . . .

:(

Of course. She said if I gave her a discount she'd give me a plot under the maple tree.