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Hey, wait! They haven’t been calling you and spreading stories about me, have they? I’m telling you I’m not responsible for the things they’re accusing me of doing, it’s all a frame-up. Please don’t listen to them.
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Huh?
DNA? Doula? Dilating? D&C? Didn’t do it?
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And with that, Randolph D happily finalizes his Christmas gift list for his dear ex-wife. (I’m SO happy, folks!)