Reporters: “Is there a possibility that due to the influence that you have with him (or over him), this Randolph D person just might move your name to the winning position in this very heated contest?”
Miss HoneyDew Mellons: “Yes, 100%.”
It’s rigged!
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Reporters: “From what you know so far of this Randolph D person, do you believe he’ll expect you to reciprocate in any way to his gesture of putting you in the winner’s circle?”
Miss HoneyDew Mellons: “Yes, 100%.”
Wow, with that attitude, you lose, Pal.
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I know, right?
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