If you knew all along that those people asking about me were reporters, why did you answer their questions? Grrrrrrr.

  But you were quoted in the stories, and they have you on videotape! I thought we had a deal!   Arrrggghhh!

Reporter: “You’re absolutely sure that you can identify this Randolph D person as being the same one seen both entering and later exiting the business establishment on the day in question?” 

Miss HoneyDew Mellons: “Yes, 100%.”

  Uh-oh. I’m in trouble again, aren’t I?
:(

  You could have at least given me a chance to make a better offer before taking their money and spilling your guts!




:(

Well, if I have to, I have to.

Sheesh, I’ve never understood  why they can’t just respect me for my mind and not treat me like a piece of meat.  
Wait, what am I saying?