But you were quoted in the stories, and they have you on videotape! I thought we had a deal! Arrrggghhh!
Reporter: “You’re absolutely sure that you can identify this Randolph D person as being the same one seen both entering and later exiting the business establishment on the day in question?”
Miss HoneyDew Mellons: “Yes, 100%.”
Uh-oh. I’m in trouble again, aren’t I?
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You could have at least given me a chance to make a better offer before taking their money and spilling your guts!
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Well, if I have to, I have to.
Sheesh, I’ve never understood why they can’t just respect me for my mind and not treat me like a piece of meat.
Wait, what am I saying?