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If you knew all along that those people asking about me were reporters, why did you answer their questions? Grrrrrrr.

Posted - October 23, 2020

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  • 8214
    Wasn't me!
      October 24, 2020 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      But you were quoted in the stories, and they have you on videotape! I thought we had a deal!   Arrrggghhh!

    Reporter: “You’re absolutely sure that you can identify this Randolph D person as being the same one seen both entering and later exiting the business establishment on the day in question?” 



    Miss HoneyDew Mellons: “Yes, 100%.”



      October 24, 2020 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Who? 
      October 24, 2020 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Uh-oh. I’m in trouble again, aren’t I?
    :(

      October 24, 2020 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 10639
    They bribed me better.
      October 24, 2020 9:54 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      You could have at least given me a chance to make a better offer before taking their money and spilling your guts!




    :(

      October 24, 2020 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 10639
    Um... who says they bribed me with just money?
      October 24, 2020 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

     

    Well, if I have to, I have to.



    Sheesh, I’ve never understood  why they can’t just respect me for my mind and not treat me like a piece of meat.  
    Wait, what am I saying?

      October 24, 2020 11:29 AM MDT
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