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I’d love to be the president of your fan club!
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I cheerfully and without any hesitation affirm before Her Ladyship and all gathered in Her Court that I shall diligently carry out the solemn duties inherent in the position that has been graciously bestowed upon me, and I will spread the message of her aplomb and kindness to all peoples in all the lands to which my travels take me. I take this oath of appointment with openly clear conscience and complete level-headedness.
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