Are you a little curious as to what’s behind that one door inside the place that you’re asked never to open?
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Hey, wait . . .
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Thank you, my friend! I’ll be at ease attending the Grammar Convention knowing my house is in your good hands. (And that the sandwich cellar remains undisturbed.)
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'Twill be one of:
A) A door that opens to reveal itself simply fitted against a blank wall to make you feel stupid for being either nosey or losing your sense of direction.
B) A two-foot square cupboard empty except for a sign reading, "We told you not to open that door".
C) Narnia.
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Actually, I like to think my friends and relatives can trust me enough not to need telling such rules.