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Randy D

What do you call the restrictions that are placed on wood-eating insects?

(Where in the heck is Slartiblast when we need him the most, that danged Aussie? Some Pun-Master he‘s turned out to be.)
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Posted - November 28, 2020
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  • 10662
    Termite control 

      November 28, 2020 4:17 PM MST
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  • 53524

    Close. 

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      November 28, 2020 4:21 PM MST
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  • 16829
    No open mike, or "the hook".

    Termites are terrific comedians, they tend to bring the house down.
      November 28, 2020 5:41 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I am so disappointed in you that I can’t even find the right words for it. 


    :(

      November 29, 2020 12:07 AM MST
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  • 16829
    Don't fish for an obvious pun. You know I'm obscure. Drop it yourself, damn it.
      November 29, 2020 12:12 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I wonder what in the heck I was going for with this.  Grrrrrrr. 


      November 21, 2022 10:59 PM MST
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