Depending on who it is, of course, am I listed as Randy D, Randy, Randall, Randolph, Mr. Randolph, Marine Vet, Semper Fi Guy, Ran-Ran, SandMan, Torta Tonto, King Tilde, King of Tildes, Tild Master, Sammy Sammiches, Vegemite Avenger, Guac Doc, 2nd Son, Bro2, The Lad, DocChoc, Alimony Machine, Ex-Spouse Louse, Grammar Slammer, Pa, Dad, D’azole, Do Not Answer, Vio Restrain Ord, Bloqt4Ever, . . . ?
Meanwhile, at Jane’s place . . .
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SpunkySenior, Spunky Senior, Senior So Spunky, Señora Spunky, SpunSen, . . .
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Too many characters, I think.
But then again, you never know how ol’ Randolph D is going to fill in the blank.
Pain in the ____________________________________. (Cough, cough.)
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