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Randy D

What are some top ways to ruin a sandwich?

 

Posted - December 30, 2020
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  • 13395
    Slip a used condom between the slices of bread.
      December 30, 2020 11:05 AM MST
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  • 1817
    he said RUIN it 
      December 30, 2020 8:59 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Ha ha... Whatever turns your crank.
      December 30, 2020 9:02 PM MST
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  • 1817
    just adding that special sauce, you know the baby gravy 
      December 30, 2020 9:03 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes.. helps the foodstuffs slide down the hatch a little more efficiently too.
      December 30, 2020 9:09 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Give the sandwich to Randy then have to read ten posts about said sandwich. 
      December 30, 2020 12:04 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      The divorce is still going through no matter how much you bash me. Grrrrrrr. 

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      December 30, 2020 1:18 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol :) you can take it. 
      December 30, 2020 6:56 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      SIX months with no alimony checks!



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      December 30, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • 10664
    * Have a guy make it (somehow they just don't seem to have the knack).

    * Make the outside last (D'oh!)

    * One word - hair.  Cat, dog, human, rat, or whatever, finding a hair in a sandwich is more gross than stepping in a hairball with bare feet.

    * Biting into a bandage or a severed finger/toe (not even bacon can fix that).

    * Having a stranger warm it in their bare armpits (could you at least shave them first?)

    * Mucus (sandwich-kerchief)  Sorry, di have a code.


      December 30, 2020 1:11 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Putting mayo on a pastrami or corned beef sandwich and using anything but rye bread.
      December 30, 2020 1:45 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Use white bread and/or mayonnaise.
      December 30, 2020 2:02 PM MST
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  • 44654
    Dip it in au jus. Soggy bread is a criminal offense.
      December 30, 2020 3:12 PM MST
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  • 34460
    Adding onions, pickles, tomatoes or other veggies.
      December 30, 2020 3:31 PM MST
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  • 17620
    Add guacamole, whipped dressing, sweet pickles, or use whole wheat bread.
      December 30, 2020 8:42 PM MST
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