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Randy D

Poll. Someone serves me a sandwich with guacamole, mayo, and Vegemite in it. What are my options?

 

1. Assault and battery, inflict aggravated bodily injury 
2. Plead temporary insanity at the second degree manslaughter trial

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Posted - December 30, 2020
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  • 10637
    3. Vomit.
      December 30, 2020 11:28 PM MST
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  • 16772
    4. Complain. Guacamole doesn't go with Vegemite, smashed avocado WITHOUT lime is not the same thing. Guacamole is for tacos, burritos and enchiladas, nothing else.  And mayo doesn't go with anything unless it's loaded with garlic - aioli goes with everything.
    I'll have a Vegemite and grilled cheese sammich, with aioli fries and a little avocado in the fruit salad for dessert.
      December 31, 2020 2:36 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Just get the bail money ready and have a fake Australian passport waiting for me at the nearest California cruise ship terminal. I’m not sticking around to face these bum charges. Grrrrrrr. 
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      December 31, 2020 10:16 AM MST
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  • 11002
    5. Just eat it, Randy. It will make a man out of you.
      December 31, 2020 10:24 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      You want me to be your man. 

     



    *This is what happens when I read your posts through my filter.
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      December 31, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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