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Randy D

Salad fork, soup spoon, butter knife, what about something for sandwiches? Why the discrimination? Grrrrrrrr. ~

Posted - January 7, 2021
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  • 19937
    No discrimination - you don't need a utensil to eat a sandwich,(unless it's an open-faced one, and in that instance it's more like an entree.
      January 8, 2021 6:36 AM MST
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  • 44608
    This is advertised as a sandwich knife. There are other varieties, too.

      January 8, 2021 8:39 AM MST
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  • 10637
    Perhaps it's because there is no utensil worthy of bearing that name.  Oh,  tools have tried, such as the sandwich spatula, but they can not retain the name long.  It takes many delicate utensils to create a sandwich, such as a cheese slicer, a bread knife, a can opener... just to name a few. 
    For a single utensil to bear the title of "sandwich" in its name would only serve to belittle the many utensils who, together, create this masterpiece.  
      January 8, 2021 10:40 AM MST
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  • 10052
    But there is, Shuhak. It's finger as in finger sandwich! 

    Randy doesn't want to accept it, but it's the cold hard truth. 
      January 10, 2021 4:53 PM MST
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  • 10637
    Just make sure one washes it first.
      January 10, 2021 5:33 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Just think, Shuhak, I almost threw it all away to run off with Savvy. I am so glad I cooled my heels and found out more about her. I’m down for all kinds of weirdness, sure, it’s just that I can’t cross the line over to doing things with sandwiches. Is nothing sacred?

    :(

      January 10, 2021 5:51 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Finger sandwich. Duh! 
      January 9, 2021 12:55 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      That’s an extremely DIRTY imperative sentence! You should be ashamed of yourself. I can’t trust you around my sandwiches any more. Grrrrrrr.  


    Reported. 

      January 9, 2021 1:20 PM MST
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  • 10052
    It is not! You're talking about eating utensils. Are fingers not eating utensils for sandwiches, Randy? 

    Fingers are to sandwich as spoon is to soup. 

    I'm not wrong. 
      January 9, 2021 6:46 PM MST
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  • 53509

    Fingering sandwiches, that’s too kinky even for me! What do you wear when you do it, all leather?

    I‘m going home to Mother. Call me when you’re ready to be normal. 

    Harumpf!

      January 9, 2021 6:50 PM MST
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  • 10052
      January 9, 2021 6:52 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Filth, filth, filth.
    :(

      January 10, 2021 1:01 PM MST
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  • 44608
      January 10, 2021 11:16 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      I’m calling the police. Are you somehow related to Savvy? Grrrrrrr. 

      January 10, 2021 1:00 PM MST
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  • 10052
    LOL! 


      January 10, 2021 5:00 PM MST
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