Guacamole full-body treatment?
Mayonnaise make-over?
Vegemite mist?
Wow, she’s pretty!
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Jealous.
Reported.
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Wow, I’m glad that none of you thought of doing anything like this. Wait, then I guess I shouldn’t have posted this . . . and planted . . . the idea in any . . . of your heads . . . in the first place . . . Grrrrrrr.
Grrrrrr. There is no end to the abuse I suffer here.
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Whew! Those are easy for me to overcome! My legal team is addressing them even as we speak (see below.)
Snuggling up against your coffee-stained body would be much more unbearable than frivolous government documents.
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