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Randy D

Would a (particular Minnesota) woman bathe in coffee every day in a desperate last-ditch effort to keep me at bay? ~

 

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Posted - January 8, 2021
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  • 551
    I can only speculate about what a Minnesota woman would or wouldn't do. What I do know is that your question has set in motion a train of fantasies in my mind involving Alexandra Daddario and food, which I'd better not share as this isn't Answermug for Adults!


    (Hastily edited for grammar) This post was edited by Reverend Muhammadovsky at January 9, 2021 6:30 AM MST
      January 9, 2021 2:24 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Wow, she’s pretty!




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      January 9, 2021 6:30 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Beautiful girl, nice teeth, attractive nose.  This post was edited by Art Lover at January 9, 2021 2:05 PM MST
      January 9, 2021 8:17 AM MST
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  • 8214
    How much more do you think the girl will give up for you?

    What have you given up for her...pray tell?     This post was edited by Art Lover at January 10, 2021 8:48 PM MST
      January 9, 2021 9:25 AM MST
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  • 53524

    Jealous. 





      Reported. 

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      January 9, 2021 2:06 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Yes...instigating reported!
      January 9, 2021 2:53 PM MST
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  • 10052
    We all would, Randy. 

      January 9, 2021 12:30 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Wow, I’m glad that none of you thought of doing anything like this. Wait, then I guess I shouldn’t have posted this . . . and planted . . . the idea in any . . . of your heads . . . in the first place . . . Grrrrrrr.



      January 9, 2021 3:17 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Coffee-scented candles, too!
      January 9, 2021 7:18 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Grrrrrr. There is no end to the abuse I suffer here. 

    :(

      January 9, 2021 7:37 PM MST
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  • 11087
    No Minnesota woman would waste coffee. Personally, I will continue to rely on restraining orders.
      January 10, 2021 8:47 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Whew! Those are easy for me to overcome!  My legal team is addressing them even as we speak (see below.)

    Snuggling up against your coffee-stained body would be much more unbearable than frivolous government documents. 


     


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      January 10, 2021 8:59 PM MST
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