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Randy D

Would a (particular Minnesota) woman bathe in coffee every day in a desperate last-ditch effort to keep me at bay? ~

 

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Posted - January 8, 2021
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  • 537
    I can only speculate about what a Minnesota woman would or wouldn't do. What I do know is that your question has set in motion a train of fantasies in my mind involving Alexandra Daddario and food, which I'd better not share as this isn't Answermug for Adults!


    (Hastily edited for grammar) This post was edited by Reverend Muhammadovsky at January 9, 2021 6:30 AM MST
      January 9, 2021 2:24 AM MST
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  • 52945

     

      Wow, she’s pretty!




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      January 9, 2021 6:30 AM MST
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  • 7341
    Beautiful girl, nice teeth, attractive nose.  This post was edited by . at January 9, 2021 2:05 PM MST
      January 9, 2021 8:17 AM MST
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    7341
    How much more do you think the girl will give up for you?

    What have you given up for her...pray tell?     This post was edited by . at January 10, 2021 8:48 PM MST
      January 9, 2021 9:25 AM MST
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  • 52945

    Jealous. 





      Reported. 

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      January 9, 2021 2:06 PM MST
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  • 7341
    Yes...instigating reported!
      January 9, 2021 2:53 PM MST
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  • 10045
    We all would, Randy. 

      January 9, 2021 12:30 PM MST
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  • 52945

     

      Wow, I’m glad that none of you thought of doing anything like this. Wait, then I guess I shouldn’t have posted this . . . and planted . . . the idea in any . . . of your heads . . . in the first place . . . Grrrrrrr.



      January 9, 2021 3:17 PM MST
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  • 10045
    Coffee-scented candles, too!
      January 9, 2021 7:18 PM MST
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  • 52945

     

      Grrrrrr. There is no end to the abuse I suffer here. 

    :(

      January 9, 2021 7:37 PM MST
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  • 9876
    No Minnesota woman would waste coffee. Personally, I will continue to rely on restraining orders.
      January 10, 2021 8:47 PM MST
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  • 52945

     

      Whew! Those are easy for me to overcome!  My legal team is addressing them even as we speak (see below.)

    Snuggling up against your coffee-stained body would be much more unbearable than frivolous government documents. 


     


    ~


      January 10, 2021 8:59 PM MST
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