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Ok, ok, you have my attention . . .
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[Do you still have one like it? If not, can you get one? (Cough, cough.)]
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Oh, I see, I see, you’re into that kinky stuff, aren’t you? I like that, I like it a lot.
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So you think about me a lot all moist and sudsy, at least we have that much in common with each other . . .
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Hey, wait! Does this mean you and I are still on for this Friday? Thrifty? Thrift, over here, it’s me, Randy! Thriftymaid, helllllllo? Can’t you hear me? Thrift!
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