“Quite obviously, I don’t know what in the heck I’m doing! Can’t you get me out of here?”
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Gee, I didn’t realize it was taken care of that easily! Thank you, you really saved my bacon!
(But wait, what about all the tip money we’re missing out on? Are you willing to make up the difference for me if I give you a private show?)
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There’s only one way for you to find out.
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