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Some gumshoes (police detectives) think they’ve cornered me on flimsy conspiracy charges. Know any good lawyers?

 

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Posted - January 26, 2021

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  • 10773
    I heard about this guy named Rudy...
      January 26, 2021 8:50 PM MST
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  • 10570
    I think he wants to get off, not get 1,000 years .
      January 26, 2021 9:31 PM MST
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  • 53419

     

      (Watch, Jane will probably retain him on my behalf, pay all of his fees, just to see me lose the case and get tossed into the hoosegow.  Grrrrrrrr.)

      January 26, 2021 10:55 PM MST
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  • 53419


      Er, um, you do realize that I want to stay out of prison, don’t you?  Grrrrrrr.

    :[

      January 26, 2021 10:32 PM MST
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  • I know a good lawyer.  I hired him two years ago to fight a traffic ticket.  He won my case.  I don't know if he will help you with the flimsy conspiracy charges, but he knows a lot about traffic tickets in Buenos Aires.  He convinced the judge that I wasn't texting and driving, so maybe he can convince the judge that you didn't write that note.





      January 26, 2021 9:46 PM MST
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  • 53419

     

      Espérate . . .

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      January 26, 2021 10:34 PM MST
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  • 10570
    Might I suggest the Law Firm of Alfonzo, Vanderbilt, and Bob.
      January 26, 2021 9:50 PM MST
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    8104
    They are obviously conspiring against you.  I'll be your witness.  I have a sample of your writing on that Happy Birthday note you wrote and it looks nothing like the writing on the above note.


      January 27, 2021 5:15 AM MST
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  • 53419

     

      Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! You’re the only one who cares!  I’m free, I’m free!

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      January 27, 2021 5:37 AM MST
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  • 8104
    Cause you are my BFF.  hahahahaha my one and only. 
      January 27, 2021 3:41 PM MST
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  • 53419
      January 27, 2021 6:28 PM MST
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  • 44560
    I know a lawyer who works for the firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
      January 27, 2021 10:29 AM MST
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