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I think I just had a herbal accident! I ran my riding mower over Ansley’s “potted” plants, the kind that are not in pots. (Wink, wink.)

Know what I mean, jelly bean?

Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/123383/i-think-i-just-had-a-verbal-accident-i-said-quot-we-have-no

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Posted - January 31, 2021
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    7365
    I know what you mean, just don't blame it on me. 
      January 31, 2021 1:47 PM MST
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  • 52950

     

      What was all that talk about being my accomplice until the end of time? Grrrrrrrr. 

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      January 31, 2021 2:35 PM MST
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  • 7365
     You already confessed on a public forum.  Didn't your attorney advise you to stay silent on the matter?  And anyway, accomplice is different than taking all the blame.  
      February 1, 2021 4:18 AM MST
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      How do I know you’re not working undercover? All this time I thought . . . hold on a minute! How long has this been going on?
    :|

      February 1, 2021 4:48 AM MST
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  • 7365
    Why are your eyes so bloodshot?
      February 1, 2021 2:58 PM MST
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  • 52950

     

      How can I sleep with constant thoughts of you on one side, Ansley on the other, and both Jaimie and Jane S out there somewhere?


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      February 1, 2021 4:13 PM MST
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  • 7365
    Ok then, that is completely understandable. 
      February 1, 2021 6:43 PM MST
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  • 52950

      Well, I'm a-running down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got seven women on my mind: four who want to own me, two who want to stone me, one says she's a friend of mine.

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      February 1, 2021 7:41 PM MST
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  • 10472
    You Broke her broccoli?
    Cut her cabbage?
    Hacked her herb?
    Lopped her leaves?
    Busted her pots?
    Whacked her weeds?
    Mowed her grass?
    Altered her alalpha? 


    Fat Charlie best get outta that joint 'for Mary Jane gets back and finds you rolled over her teen spirit.
      January 31, 2021 2:06 PM MST
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      All of the above veggies. She’s most perturbed about the wacky weed, though. Hide me?


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      January 31, 2021 2:34 PM MST
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  • 7365
    hahahahahaha all good ones. 
      February 1, 2021 2:58 PM MST
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  • 10047
    I think I'll put that on my bucket list... grow my own cannabis plant(s). 

    Thank you for the inspiration. Speaking of inspiration, I'm really not seeing much so far on the screenplay front. You might have to pump up the jam or something. 
      January 31, 2021 6:43 PM MST
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      The producers have been trying to talk me into doing several sex scenes. As soon as they agree on the financial compensation I require and my choices of actresses, it’s “lights, camera, action”!






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      January 31, 2021 8:59 PM MST
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    7365
    I'm LMAO at Randolph and the glitches have stopped me from commenting on his post. Grrrrrrr.
      February 4, 2021 2:37 PM MST
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  • 52950


      People have begun to ask me if I've been slipping something into your drinks. 




    Mostly police detectives, by the way.  I'll be indisposed for a while;  they have me at their headquarters for questioning.



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      February 4, 2021 10:05 PM MST
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